Eco Hazard

It was about an hour ago that I was hit by something………
I still don’t know what………

Now I know how a meek human feels when he is hit by zappo gun by an alien and the only way he can save his existence on the planet in all his unity is by solving a Lagrangian equation of 5th degree.
Now I know why Einstein couldn’t clear his mathematics question papers……ever.
Now I know why all economist loose their hair at a pretty early age and also their ability to comprehend something as simple as a human emotion called empathy (In this case empathy towards your own harmless students)

But my greatest achievement today is the pride of knowing that when you have all the time in the world and all the reasons in the universe to study, there still remain some brave souls who manage to maximize their utility function by watching close to 4 movies back to back, interspersed with regular sleep sessions and visits to Daddu’s. This clan, though barely alive, still lives on by the efforts of a few.

This post is dedicated to them who bring in the spice in any Relative marking system, who form the lower end of the spectrum so that the upper end breathes free, who are the martyrs of Hard work or the deficiency of It.

We, who celebrate the brotherhood and invite others to join the clan, we who observe and truly believe that – “there is always place at the bottom, you just need to know the way” .

Lumberings of a Slumber

When the going gets tough,
And quizzes are on your head,
A bummer goes to library,AND, IR SLEEPS,
with books in bed.

Its about time I should be sleeping, Again.
As it is, I have been doing the same for past 2 days On and Off.

In spite of the fact that I had promised myself that I will study – come what may.
And then they came
The mess food came…….
Bala’s dosa came,
Bishu’s maggi came,
And along came my couch ………

And I slept again, and again, and yet again………..
While people all around, ran all around with dog eared hand outs proclaiming “What is OB”
I really don’t remember what the hell this OB is……….
Wasn’t it a dirty dog…….
Or was it some random combination of letters at Viggi’s blog (he can do a lot of random things, once he is 17 drinks down)………
OB may also be Hammy’s state of mind when he did some thing to improve his already awesome looks…………
Or was it some thing an old, very likable guy with white hair was talking of……. A few eons back.

Wait…….
I have been here before……..
I was lying in the same position……….
With a smug look of having woken up from a deep slumber…….
Posed with the same question……..
The same question for the 17th time in past 58 hours……..

And the answer is………

Does it really matter???

What matters is that I get my 10 hour sleep regularly, and for matters of such national importance, who loses sleep over such trivialities as “What is OB????”
Shhhh……….. Lenin is around.